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I Got An Empty Fortune Cookie

It could mean two things depending on how you look at it.

I was looking forward to our ritual lunch at the Chinese Buffet near our house yesterday.

It’s not the best food but for a buffet it’s always OK — especially their egg fu young which when hot out of the oven is pretty damn tasty. It’s consistent, especially if you go around 11 a.m when they first bring out the food and it’s at it’s freshest.

So, after the meal, the waitress brought the normal 2 fortune cookies and the bill.

Bob grabbed his cookie and said “I really hate these lately. They must be written by some idiot because they aren’t clever like they used to be! They must be outsourcing these cookies to a foreign country or something now…”

Yea, they used to be more profound.

Does this have some prophetic meaning?

T HE CUP FILLETH OVER VS. THE CUP IS EMPTY.

The Pessimist might interpret this as:

I’m done. I have nothing left in life.

The optimist might interpret it as:

I’ve got everything I need. My life is perfect the way it is. I need nothing added to it.

Hehe. Life is all about perspective.

HAPPY WEEKEND ALL!

I found a few more funny fortune cookie fortunes to share:

It’s not the best food but for a buffet it’s always OK — especially their egg fu young which when hot out of the oven is pretty damn tasty. It’s consistent, especially if you go around 11 a.m when…