Magic Mirror: [telling Lord Farquaad about his bachelorettes] So, just sit back and relax, my Lord, because I’m about to give you today’s three eligible bachelorettes.
[the mirror shows images of Cinderella]
Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let’s hear it for Cinderella!
[changes to images of Snow White]
Magic Mirror: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White!
[changes to Princess Fiona]
Magic Mirror: And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava! But don’t let that cool you off. She’s a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing: Princess Fiona! So, who will it be? Bachelorette #1? Bechelorette #2? Or Bachelorette #3?
[Farquaad’s advisors start calling out their choices, with Thelonious saying “#3”]
Lord Farquaad: Uhhh, Number 3!
Magic Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you have chosen. Princess Fiona.
Lovely disney quotes. Your daily dose of Disney!Magic Mirror: [telling Lord Farquaad about his bachelorettes] So, just sit back and relax, my Lord, because I'm about to give you today's three eligible…
- 1 Appearances
- 1.1 Shrek
- 1.2 Shrek 4-D
- 1.3 Thriller Night
- 2 Video Game Appearances
- 3 Personality
- 4 Trivia
- 5 Gallery
Thelonious appears as a minor antagonist. He is a torturer and probably executioner under Lord Farquaad’s service. In the Duloc dungeons he is ordered to torture Gingy by dunking him into a glass of milk to try to make him give up the location of fairytale creatures. When the Magic Mirror tells Farquaad that he isn’t technically the king of Duloc, Farquaad orders Thelonious to intimidate him by smashing a small mirror. When Farquaad is deciding which princess to choose, Thelonious tells him to pick #3 (Princess Fiona), though he actually only holds up two fingers.
At Farquaad’s wedding he is the ringbearer. He attends Shrek and Fiona’s wedding and Shrek’s Karaoke Dance Party, where he seems to have become friends with Gingy; his former torture victim. He also dances and sings along with the crowd.
Thelonious appears in Shrek 4-D, where he has become the henchman of Lord Farquaad again, but during the story he turns on Farquaad and becomes friends with Fiona, Shrek, Donkey, and Dragon. It is shown he can twitch his head like a zombie such as when Fiona attacked him.
Thelonious appears at the end sitting in the audience of the movie theater in Far Far Away.
Video Game Appearances
Picture of Thelonious in the Shrek the Third video game.
Thelonious appears in Shrek Super Party as a playable character. His largest desire in the game is to take a nice vacation away from the torture chamber. If you win the game as him, he’ll be seen in a makeshift island at the chamber.
Thelonious appears in Shrek Smash and Crash Racing as one of the eight unlockable racers in this game. His kart is the Black Horse and his personal item is a giant stone age axe.
Thelonious appears in Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown as an opponent and unlockable champion. His attacks include throwing hand axes, charging at his opponent and punching.
In Shrek: Reekin’ Havoc, Thelonious is a boss fight in the Duloc castle, where he has been named the new king after Farquaad’s death.
A portrait of Thelonious appears in Fiona’s cell in the Shrek The Third video game.
Thelonious, though simple-minded, isn’t really as villainous as he seems. When Fiona and Shrek kiss during her wedding with Lord Farquaad, Thelonious writes “Aawww” on one of the signs used for telling the people on how they should react.
On Shrek 4-D he kidnaps Fiona and takes her to the raft to kill her, but he is doing it only under the command of Lord Farquaad’s Ghost. He accepts Fiona punching him in the face. When she kicks him in the groin, he falls overboard and she apologizes to him. He fell from the waterfall but grabs the branch below it. When Fiona, Shrek and Donkey fall as well, he shows his good side by catching them all in one hand while still holding the branch with his other hand until the branch breaks. When Dragon comes to help them, she takes all of them, including Thelonious.Thelonious is the (former) minor antagonist ofShrek. He is Lord Farquaad's former henchman. 1 Appearances 1.1 Shrek 1.2 Shrek 4-D 1.3 Thriller Night 2 Video Game Appearances 3 Personality 4 Trivia 5 Gallery Thelonious appears as a minor antagonist. He is a torturer and probably executioner under… ]]>