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example 1:
normal girl: I don’t skate
pick me girl: yeah I skate im not like other girls im unique! boys always go for the basic girls unlike me
also pick me girl: *can’t even ollie*
example 2:
boy: girls are dramatic
pick me girl: IKR! I only hang out with guys because i can’t handle girls drama !1!1
example 3:
*literally nobody*:

a pick me girl: “women can’t take jokes haha!1!1 women aren’t funny lololololol take away our right to vote!1!1!1 lollololol #repeal the 19th am i right 1!1!1!”

*being nice to your face* *group of boys who probably don’t even like her that much come over”

“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”

Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”

Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”

Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup. i can still kind of see it. *looks to boys for approval”

Pick mes example 1: normal girl: I don’t skate pick me girl: yeah I skate im not like other girls im unique! boys always go for the basic girls unlike me also pick me girl: *can’t even ollie*

21 Tweets that accurately mock “Pick me Twitter”

March 01, 2016 at 11:00 am

Going back to #tweetlikeapickme because it’s fun and smart, unlike my mentions

1. The “This is why you don’t have a ring” pick-me

Females body count over 6, go out clubbin, don’t know how to fix a plate and yet expect a man to marry them. #tweetlikeapickme — BOMB HEAD HONEY (@xingyeezy) March 1, 2016

2. The “If he cheats it’s your fault” pick-me

#TweetLikeAPickMe you left bc he was unfaithful? smh we grown, men cheat. maybe u should ask URSELF what YOU did to make him cheat

3. The “Ride or die” pick-me

You say you hold your man down, but I bet you wouldn’t even do a 10-year-bid for him. Smh you females ain’t loyal #tweetlikeapickme — jamilah lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) February 29, 2016

4. The “Keep this on the low-low” pick-me

“You gotta be lowkey if you want a man to respect you. No Twitter, Facebook, email, SS number, just don’t exist” #TweetLikeAPickMe

5. The “Everyone makes mistakes” pick-me

You girls really out here leaving after your man cheats once. Let him make his mistakes! Watch him grow! #TweetLikeAPickMe — Tamara Eseoghene. (@WantSomeTee) February 29, 2016

6. The “I’m a homebody” pick-me

I swear I never go out, parties aren’t my thing. I’m just a lowkey girl who stares at the wall #TweetLikeAPickMe

7. The “I don’t mind being neglected” pick me

Yall hoes insecure, he dosent have to take me out, call me, or even know my last name cause he already knows where home is!#tweetlikeapickme — Lil’ Kim (@COCOFalana) February 29, 2016

8. The “Your man’s needs come first” pick me

Yall will pay 300 to see Beyonce but won’t pay a mans 300 dollar phone bill? Yikes. That’s why you’re single boo #tweetlikeapickme

10. The “I don’t mind being subordinate” pick- me

Only hoes go to college. Everything I need know I can learn from my KING #tweetlikeapickme — rose femme (@Namastaywoke) February 29, 2016

11. The “As long as he comes home to me” pick me

You left him the first time he cheated? Girl, grow up. Men gonna cheat. Worry about who he comes home to. #Tweetlikeapickme

12. The “I don’t need a rich man” pick- me

Yall can keep your $200 dates. A Lunchables and a bottle of warm Boone Farm is enough for me, bae #TweetLikeAPickMe — Escaped Goat (@MissZindzi) February 29, 2016

13. The “My girl got two jobs” pick me

I don’t understand why you females want a man with a job when you could just work two: one for you and one for him #tweetlikeapickme

14. The “Clubs are for thots” pick me

*9pm on a Friday* about to get ready for bed, I love being a homebody unlike the rest of you hoes #tweetlikeapickme — Sasha Thumper (@MormonBeKnowing) February 29, 2016

15. The “Superwoman” pick me

I cook , clean, can build a house up from scratch, can watch 40 kids at one time and I cover myself up. #tweetlikeapickme

16. The “Old fashioned” pick me

Y’all chicks really out here not cooking for your man and making his plate? Glad I’m not one of these new aged broads #tweetlikeapickme — Actually a Cat (@DatGirl_ICEY) February 29, 2016

17. The “Modesty is the best policy” pick me

“Be Ayesha is a world full of Ambers. Respectable women respect themselves” #tweetlikeapickme

18. The “Real queens” pick me

Y’all out here applauding Cardi B & Amber rose instead of Oprah & Queen Elizabeth. .. Well I guess hoes of a feather. #tweetlikeapickme — Marco. (@Veeiz_Nuts) February 29, 2016

19. The “Build your man up, don’t break him down” pick me

20. The “Slut-shaming” pick me

So sad. Women these days out here with body counts over 5 and expect respect? Lol. #tweetlikeapickme — Adri (@itsonlytwiterr) February 29, 2016

21 Tweets that accurately mock “Pick me Twitter” March 01, 2016 at 11:00 am Going back to #tweetlikeapickme because it’s fun and smart, unlike my mentions 1. The “This is why you don’t ]]>